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When I visited Hawaii, it was pointed out by the tour bus guide not to take back a rock or some other natural element from the Islands because you would be cursed with bad luck.  I didn't decide to challenge it.  

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Not intentionally.  It's possible that I came home with a little in my ass crack

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From Hawaii, F.R. once got back,

With a smidgen of sand in his crack.

So the fire-goddess Pele

Caused a hem'rrhoidal melee,

That Anusol couldn't untrack.

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I dropped to my knees wit me arse being aired

having lowered my trunks once ensconced in my lair

'tho stunning the scene.... I no longer cared

ignominiously engaged with my derriere

(Diamond Head sand left me tenderly rare)

and so while in position, I offered up prayer.....










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One factor is clear as a bell:

At poems you DO not excel.

You CAN'T match the schtick;

Your HEAD is too thick;

Too much kinnikinnick or Moselle?  :D

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