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A Dad while putting his Little girl to bed at night

The little girl would knelt down on the side  of her tiny bed and to say her nightly prayer.

Thank you for a wonderful day, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grand-Mommy and Goodbye Grand- Dad! He really did not think much of it turn off the light and went to bed. The next morning Grand- Mommy called and said that Grand _Dad had passed away in his sleep.

So a week or two later he was putting his little Girl to bed 

The little girl knelt down on the side  of her tiny bed and started to say her nightly prayer.Thank you for a wonderful day, God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, And Good -Bye Grand-Mommy.He thought to himself boy that was odd last time no it's nothing so he turn off the light and went to bed.  The next morning he walked in the kitchen and his wife was crying say said that her sister called and told her that Grand- Mommy had passed away. At this point, he did not know what to think. A few weeks passed and he was putting the little girl to bed.The little girl knelt down on the side  of her tiny bed and started to say her nightly prayer. Thank you for a wonderful day, God bless Mommy and Good-Bye Daddy.

Now he can't believe what he heard she had been right two times before.So he couldn't sleep thinking how she was right twice before he tossed and turn all night the next day as he went to work he drove with caution and went a different route to get to work. At work, he hid in his office all day and did not take any calls and paced all day.

He finally made his way home sweating all the way. He made his way into the kitchen where his wife was sitting very quietly. He said to her boy I had the worst day ever it was a real bad day. She looked up at him and said You think you had a bad day the doorbell ring and when I answered it the Milk Man drop dead.

Good- Bye Daddy.

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Poor Dad, that was a rather sinister joke on him - lol. Here's a link to a similar joke which can be used for either, mailman or milkman: http://goodriddlesnow.com/riddles/view/2238

By the way, there are quite a few spelling errors in the joke above, which remind me that I have to battle with the newer spell checking systems on-line and off-line (there's not a line, in which one doesn't need to correct at least two or three letters and/or enter deleted letters or word parts again. Quite a few of these programmes need to be adapted, and fast typers will have to slow down and check and review their texts by themselves. One of the most visible problem words is "nealt" instead of "knelt" or "kneeled", and there are many others, including punctuation errors.

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