Bill Clinton gets one wish from Jambi.
Bill: "I know asking to make Hillary the president right off is too much to wish for, but maybe I could ask for a smaller wish?"
Jambi: "Ok, what is it?"
Bill: "Well, people are saying that she never accomplished anything good as Secretary of State, so maybe you could arrange a permanent peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians, and fix it so's she gets credit for it? That would really help her in the election."
Jambi: "What?! Are you kidding? Those folks have been killing each other for thousands of years, and you expect me to make a lasting peace between them? I'm sorry, I'm good, but I'm not THAT good. You'll have to think of another wish."
BIll: "Well, most people think she's an awful liar. Could you fix it so's they'll think she's an honest, truthful woman?"
Jambi: "Uhh... umm... could we go back to that Israeli-Palestinian wish...?"