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Fairies don't need to ask Jambi for anything.

We have magic wands and pixie dust.  :)

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To please see that Sully gets to be our next president !

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Bill Clinton gets one wish from Jambi.

Bill: "I know asking to make Hillary the president right off is too much to wish for, but maybe I could ask for a smaller wish?"

Jambi: "Ok, what is it?"

Bill: "Well, people are saying that she never accomplished anything good as Secretary of State, so maybe you could arrange a permanent peace between the Israelis and the Palestinians, and fix it so's she gets credit for it? That would really help her in the election."

Jambi: "What?! Are you kidding? Those folks have been killing each other for thousands of years, and you expect me to make a lasting peace between them? I'm sorry, I'm good, but I'm not THAT good. You'll have to think of another wish."

BIll: "Well, most people think she's an awful liar. Could you fix it so's they'll think she's an honest, truthful woman?"

Jambi: "Uhh... umm... could we go back to that Israeli-Palestinian wish...?"


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:D

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Jambi only grants one wish, but I would need more than one to be happy.  What things do I wish for?

  • I wish for my life back to the way it was before 2007 (before things took a turn for the worst).
  • I wish a certain SOMETHING was legalized in public (the thing most people are offended by...figure it out).
  • I wish I had a friend I could talk to on a daily basis.
  • I wish there were no more wars or violence.
  • I wish it were possible to go back to the good old days (for me, that would be the 1980s mostly).

And, the list goes on.  I guess if I had to choose only one from the list above, it would be to have my life back to the way it was before 2007.  That seems to be my top priority as of now.  So, if there's a "Jambi" out there, that is my top wish.  Please grant it.  Thank you.

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