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An Old One

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Well done!  The student upstaged the teacher. :)

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Lol - :D !


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"I change

We change

They change" ?

What is it, a transgender class? :O :D

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Lol - some might think about that - old-fashioned people will rather refer to adapting to changes and improving oneself - not always with the best results, as we see - lol.

:D:D


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Are you saying that there being multiple people is SJW nonsense?

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Lol - I must have chosen the wrong cartoon - with the wrong verb.

How about joking with this explanation? :D:D:D

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@ fuzzy:

As Bill Clinton might say, "It depends on what 'change' means."

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@ Marianne:

The gate should be open!  How else could someone be 'entering'?

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@T(h)ink

Lol - you have to open it yourself, or ring for service - :D:D:D.

Maybe that this "door opener" will help:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2274613/The-Houdini-horse-keeps-owners-toes-refusing-stay-locked-regularly-leading-jailbreak-stable-search-food-fresh-air.html

:D:)

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This "question" is only a joke.


May I therefore ask - respectfully and with a smile - another question?

Is the abbreviation SJW referring to social justice warriors

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_justice_warrior

or, another meaning, like "Space Jam" worshippers, a company, etc. ?

:):D:)



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@ Marianne:  It stands for social justice warrior in this instance. :D

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