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The Perfect Girl ?

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Feb 24, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,336 points)
The Perfect Girl?

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?" Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her." 



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TheOtherTink Feb 24, 2017

Wait a minute!

Didn't the father like the mother when the mother was the girl's age?

Or perhaps he is acting with the advantage of hindsight?  :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Feb 24, 2017

Lol - you know how too many people are very prompt to judge and compare the "package" rather than the contents.


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Feb 25, 2017

You mean the 20-or-30-something girl looked like the 50-or-60-something mother?  :O

Or was the new 'girl' actually 50 or 60 years old?  :O :O :O

Marianne TheOtherTink Mar 1, 2017

Lol - we can only assume that the girl was simply less sexy and looked probably too much like a devoted, perfect, but boring, conventional housewife - you know, the the kind of more or less humble or blushing "holier-than-thou" ...

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Mar 1, 2017

@ Marianne:

But, but, but... I thought devotion and humility were supposed to be admirable virtues!  :O

Of course, sexiness counts too... :angel:

Marianne TheOtherTink Mar 3, 2017


Lol - I asked that too - long ago; "no good deed goes unpunished" ...


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Mar 3, 2017


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Rooster Feb 25, 2017

Marianne does it again! I like it! Very good! :) :D

Marianne Rooster Feb 25, 2017

Thank you, Rooster.

Sharing a good laugh is often making one's day. And there are all these little things and moments, which can inspire and brighten up dull routine.

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