You don't have to be Irish to love St. Patrick's Day!
Um... light on the cabbage, please.
Don't think I have any Irish in me as my mother dumped me off when I was a baby at my Dad's parents house when he was in Vietnam. Neither of us have seen or heard from her since. So I guess that makes me part Italian and part asshole.
I'll eat the corned beef but you can keep that nasty cabbage!
The Guinness is good too.
Yeah,I'd down a couple of those with no problem!
Happy St. Patrick's Day to our Irish friends and to their friends!
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