To all my friends, returning from Fairyland:
Beans and beer are most astounding;
while the bubbles thrive, abounding,
effervescing and redounding,
gurgling and, sometimes, resounding
in their adequate surrounding.
Guts may respond with virulence,
and generate some flatulence,
released with noise and turbulence,
or softly - with less truculence,
depending on one's petulance.
A lonesome hike, in the nature,
as soon as such gases mature
can maintain one's worthy stature -
and defy the caricature,
as defined by nomenclature ...