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Pedro lives in an orphanage.
One day Pedro is heading towards town with his hands clasped together, when the padre who runs this orphanage asks Pedro, "What do you have in your hands and where are you going?"

Pedro replies, "Father, I have horseflies and I am going to town to get horses."
Sure enough later Pedro comes back with two beautiful Arabians.

Next day Pedro walks past the priest again with the same question, "Pedro, what do you have in your hand and where are you going?"
Pedro replies once again, "Father I have butter and I am going to town to get butterflies."
Sure enough Pedro returns with beautiful monarch butterflies.

The very next day Pedro is headed towards town once again when the Priest asks the same question, "Pedro what do you have in your hands and where are you going?"
Again Pedro replies, "Father I have Pussy willows -"

"Wait, Pedro!" says the Priest, "I'll go with you!!"

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Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/religious-jokes/10

5 Answers

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But there are two sides of the story, which might inspire both, i.e. certain naughty reflections, and also a nice fairy tale around Pussy Willows:

http://asandboxgreeting.com/pwillows.html#.WODPKKLRaM8

That is for T(h)ink and Serena, and all our friends who love our furry little friends - lol.

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funny

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Lol - thank you, Goranko.

:D:D

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You always make me laugh and smile Marianne. It never fails! LOL :D :D

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Hey, Rooster, how are you doing?  Good to see you laughing and posting!  <3

(Well, maybe not posting on a horse just yet.)  :)

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@Rooster

Thank you, Rooster; it is really a pleasure to share a good laugh with you.

:D:D:D



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I'm doing pretty good. Thank you ladies.

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Glad to hear it Rooster.  Get all better soon:)

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@Rooster

Good to know, and get well soon!

:)

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Naughty...? 

Waddayamean, naughty? 

We fairies only have the purest dreams

When we're at rest, asleep by limpid streams;

No profane thoughts becloud our sinless minds,

No incubus dare tread near our behinds.  :angel: :angel: :angel:

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@T(h)ink

Sadly, even innocence is being attacked - watch out for the fauns and prepare your defense!

:angel::angel::D:D


Innocence may be a blessing,

but some fauns far too distressing,

when watching fairies undressing,

with avid looks - much digressing -

soiling virtues with their messing.

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Even fairy dances are innocent, especially when Bach provides the music.   :) :D

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A brooke, a creek, a little stream -
limpid, sparkling - a tender dream,

reminding of velvety cream,

melting in a silent scream,

escaping in a cloud of steam,

veiling the elves' and fairies' team.


:)<3

And sharing
Bach:
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@ Marianne:

Oh, and Nyx will keep the fauns away.  :)

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Well - she looks competent - lol.

:)

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@ Marianne:

Yes, indeed.  :)


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Indeed - great job! Thumbs up. :):)

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It's a good thing Pedro didn't go to town with a clam in each hand. :O


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Wait a minute: clams or crabs ?

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:angel::D:D


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I'm not sure... Pedro may also have gone into town clapping his hands.  :O :angel: :) :D


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Oh - wow - how shocking - I could hardly believe my ears - oh oh ...

But that's worse than Pierre Perret's widely controversed "sexual education" song - lol.

:O:'(:ermm::blush::wassat::angel::angel::D:D:D


http://www.horntip.com/html/songs_sorted_by_name/with_music/c/cats_on_the_rooftops/cats_on_the_rooftops.htm


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That song is quite old too.

SHOCKING, how they carried on in those days!  :O :blush: :O

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Lol - indeed, they had also their gross - err - lubricious vocabulary.

:O:angel::D


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:blush:

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@ Marianne:

Oh, and speaking of crabs and Bach...


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Oh yes, I am sometimes forgetting about Bach's amazing genius, namely with the Crab Canon - I can only say "brilliant"!

http://www.openculture.com/2013/02/the_genius_of_js_bachs_crab_canon_visualized_on_a_mobius_strip.html


from "Musikalisches Opfer" (The Musical Offering)


And here's one I like in particular (well-tempered clavier), but there are so many great compositions:


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And speaking of crabs, look at all these colours and sizes!


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