A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are marooned on a desert island, the sole survivors of a shipwreck. Over the years, they have become devoted friends. One day, a magic lamp washes onto the shore. They pick it up and rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "I can only grant three wishes, so you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here on this island for years. I miss my family, my boyfriend and my former life. I just want to go home! "
*Poof!* The brunette gets her wish, and disappears.
The redhead says, "I've been stuck here for years too, and I also wish I could go home."
*Poof!* The redhead gets her wish, and disappears.
Then the blonde starts weeping uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I miss my friends sooo much! I wish they were here again! "
*Poof!*