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Aug 8 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (16,681 points)
Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts.

As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign.
“Why the new sign?” I asked.

“My boyfriend didn’t approve of the old one,” she said.

When I glanced at what hung above the counter, I understood.

It declared:
“Local Honey Dates Nuts”

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— Contributed by Theodore Bologna : http://www.rd.com/jokes/romance/

3 Answers

Rooster Aug 8

Sign looks fine to me! :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Aug 9

Lol - :angel::D:D:D


TheOtherTink Aug 8

No need to change the sign... there's nothing but fruits and nuts in California, at least west of the San Andreas Fault.  :ermm: :D

Lol - I am afraid that even west of the San Andreas Fault, they might find some inconsistencies.

:O:angel::D



HEY! At least I'm up North on the Eastern side! Seaside property someday!

@ Rooster,

It'll be good to have at least one sane person on the California coast.  :D

Virginia Aug 9

It's funny, I enjoyed it!

Marianne Virginia Aug 9

And it might look innocent - if there were not so many too normal people, who are having ulterior motives - lol.

:angel::D:D:D

Virginia Virginia Aug 9

Marianne, at the ripe age of 72 now...I feel I am just discovering in amazement that tangled web of unwholesome ulterior motives!

Marianne Virginia Aug 9

Lol, Virginia - your whole sentence is a jewel and "that tangled web of unwholesome ulterior motives" leaves me sitting there, laughing with delight ...

:):angel::D:D:D


Virginia Virginia Aug 9

Marianne,  <3

Marianne Virginia Aug 10

Virginia: :)<3

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