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Aug 8, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,336 points)
Driving through Southern California, I stopped at a roadside stand that sold fruit, vegetables and crafts.

As I went to pay, I noticed the young woman behind the counter was painting a sign.
“Why the new sign?” I asked.

“My boyfriend didn’t approve of the old one,” she said.

When I glanced at what hung above the counter, I understood.

It declared:
“Local Honey Dates Nuts”


— Contributed by Theodore Bologna :

3 Answers

Rooster Aug 8, 2017

Sign looks fine to me! :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Aug 9, 2017

Lol - :angel::D:D:D

TheOtherTink Aug 8, 2017

No need to change the sign... there's nothing but fruits and nuts in California, at least west of the San Andreas Fault.  :ermm: :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Aug 8, 2017

Lol - I am afraid that even west of the San Andreas Fault, they might find some inconsistencies.


Rooster TheOtherTink Aug 8, 2017

HEY! At least I'm up North on the Eastern side! Seaside property someday!

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Aug 9, 2017

@ Rooster,

It'll be good to have at least one sane person on the California coast.  :D

Virginia Aug 9, 2017

It's funny, I enjoyed it!

Marianne Virginia Aug 9, 2017

And it might look innocent - if there were not so many too normal people, who are having ulterior motives - lol.


Virginia Virginia Aug 9, 2017

Marianne, at the ripe age of 72 now...I feel I am just discovering in amazement that tangled web of unwholesome ulterior motives!

Marianne Virginia Aug 9, 2017

Lol, Virginia - your whole sentence is a jewel and "that tangled web of unwholesome ulterior motives" leaves me sitting there, laughing with delight ...


Virginia Virginia Aug 9, 2017

Marianne,  <3

Marianne Virginia Aug 10, 2017

Virginia: :)<3

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