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Kangaroo

A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life.

After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description, and gave an ad to the paper.

A month later, she met with an Australian man who had never been with a woman before in his life and she married him immediately.

On the first night of their wedding and before they lay down, she went for a quick fresh up and then went back to the bedroom, happy. When she entered the room she stood steal...

She saw her husband naked to the center of the room and all the furniture on the corner of the room. "But.. What happened?" asked the woman obviously shocked.

"Look.. I’ve never been with a woman, but if it’s the same as with the kangaroo, then I’ll need the whole room to catch you!"

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Link: https://unijokes.com/marriage-jokes/17/

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Boy could I add to this one but being that I still have a little class left? I'll just give it a good laugh! LOL


:D :D :D :D


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Oops - lol - I'd rather not try to guess ... :O:angel::D:D:D


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Um... I thought maybe they jumped around during the act, but it seems not.  And there seems to be very little passion involved, so I doubt if there was much jumping beforehand.  :D

And I bet the virgin man didn't have a properly shaped... um... member.  :blush:

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Lol - I'd rather think that the kangaroo strongly disagreed ... :blush::O:angel::D:D

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Yes, but the one in the clip seemed rather indifferent to the whole... um... matter.  :D

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Humm - well, there must be a problem with the human species - :O:blush::ermm::angel::D


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I once saw two chipmunks on an outside window sill... they seemed to enjoy themselves a lot more than the kangaroos, especially the male, with a lot of grunting.  But it was very quick, maybe 10 or 15 seconds.  :O :blush: :) :angel: :D

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Lol, T(h)ink - quite a few animal species seem to enjoy themselves, like certain marine mammals, for instance (and I'd rather skip certain apes) ... :O:blush::angel::D 

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