If you were Ancient Hippy, what would your New Year's resolution be?

Question

Hippy, and his alter ego Fred Jenkins, would probably appreciate some suggestions from his on-line friends.

Answer 1

I think ancient hippies new years resolution should be, cut back on the pizza because his butts getting fat.

Comments

He's hoping to make it more attractive to ladies with larger hands.

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Oh no Echooos, you saw me trying on yoga pants, didn't you!!!

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Hehe :)

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Yes I did... an oh boy did I get an eyeful. :)

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I KNEW I shouldn't have worn the white ones!!!

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Well it wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't forgotten your underwear. :)

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I was wearing my banana hammock.

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Well I didn't see no banana hammock, I was mesmerized by the size of your hiney. Kim Kardashian has nothing on you my friend.

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That's what you get for going to Wal Mart , Hippy !

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I heard Walmart only sells extra small banana hammocks. Hehe :)

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No Echooos, I bought the yoga pants at Walmart. I bought the banana hammock at the Big and Tall Shop.

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Hehe! I've heard about the big and tall shop, I've also heard about they specialize in men with little feet and little hands. :)

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I wear a size 14 double wide shoe. I don't need no stinkin' snow shoes.

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Ah, Hippy, 14 double wide? I think Echooos was making the point about the disparity between shoe sizes and athletic supports. :(

Answer 2

I just can't wait to see THESE answers.

Comments

I thought you needed some help.

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I do need some ideas.

Answer 3

im not sure

Comments

C'mon, Skunky, you can think of something.

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i will take some time to think, my answer has to be cleaver lol.

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Oh come on skunky, doesn't have to be clever, he needs to stop eating so much pizza because he's getting a fat derriere. :)

Answer 4

That I would not be so ancient....

Comments

We who are truly ancient, Platinum, prefer to use words like venerable. *Sigh...* I'm having a hard time getting that idea across.

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Past your sell by date and not your use by date...

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Definitely beyond my "Best Before...." date. If I was into tattoos I'd probably get one tht said, "EXPIRED" or even "MFC". (That's "Measure For Coffin.")

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For me, it's get those fires lit...

Answer 5

Get out and party more!

Comments

Beautiful. Got a good laugh. Which one is hippy? The one with the knees?

Answer 6

It'll be something shocking, you can count on it, but he'll think it's wonderful.

Comments

I think he's half a bubble off plumb.

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Only half?

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I'm not plumb, I'm mostly horizontal these days.

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WHAT????? Just what are you doing??

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The horizontal mamba.

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Uh oh! Get ready!

Answer 7

To finally give in to Charlize Theron and marry her, and to eat more pizza.

Comments

I'd say you know Hippy pretty well. :D

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I've been waiting months to have an excuse to use this picture for him. Great question, Didge. Made me giggle

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Oh my, I just wet my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Are you sure you WET them, Hippy?

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That's my story Didge and I'm sticking to it.

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Yay!!! You found her!! Sorry about the pants, Hippy!! Let me know about the wedding. I'd like to be the resident dragonfly/flower girl. You really should stop playing hard to get.

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Yeah, I know. She's been begging me for years now. I guess it's time for me to give in and let her have her way with me.