Attracting a Tractor

Question

Bob goes to see his friend Pete.

He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere.

"What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor."

[to attract her]

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/14

Answer 1

Comments

Lol and lol again ...

Answer 2

Marianne, all I can offer is this photo of an old Fordson. There is (or was) a man near Crater Lake, Oregon who had a collection of these wonderful old things!

Comments

Lol, Virginia, an impressing "she".

Answer 3

I'm glad that Pete went no further in his tractor activities than dancing. 

Comments

Lol, T(h)ink, that is indeed lucky ...