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Attracting a Tractor

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Sep 11 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (14,913 points)
Bob goes to see his friend Pete.

He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere.

"What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor."

image [to attract her]

Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes/14


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Marianne Rooster Sep 11

Lol and lol again ...

:D:D:D

Virginia Sep 11

Marianne, all I can offer is this photo of an old Fordson. There is (or was) a man near Crater Lake, Oregon who had a collection of these wonderful old things!

image

Marianne Virginia Sep 12

Lol, Virginia, an impressing "she". :angel::D:D


TheOtherTink 3 days ago

I'm glad that Pete went no further in his tractor activities than dancing.  :O :blush: :O

Marianne TheOtherTink 2 days ago

Lol, T(h)ink, that is indeed lucky :blush::angel::D ...

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