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Attracting a Tractor

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Sep 11, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (17,290 points)
Bob goes to see his friend Pete.

He finds Pete in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere.

"What are you doing!" asks Bob. Pete stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me lately so I talked to my psychiatrist and he said I needed to do some thing sexy to a tractor."

image [to attract her]


3 Answers

Rooster Sep 11, 2017
Marianne Rooster Sep 11, 2017

Lol and lol again ...


Virginia Sep 11, 2017

Marianne, all I can offer is this photo of an old Fordson. There is (or was) a man near Crater Lake, Oregon who had a collection of these wonderful old things!


Marianne Virginia Sep 12, 2017

Lol, Virginia, an impressing "she". :angel::D:D

TheOtherTink Sep 20, 2017

I'm glad that Pete went no further in his tractor activities than dancing.  :O :blush: :O

Marianne TheOtherTink Sep 21, 2017

Lol, T(h)ink, that is indeed lucky :blush::angel::D ...

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