A prim, dignified lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots a top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she accidentally breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little mishap and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now, as the odor is still quite noticeable. But as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may I help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may somehow not have noticed, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you flatulated by just touching it, you are going to have massive fecal incontinence when I tell you the price."