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Would You Forgive Your Ennemies ?

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Nov 29 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (16,632 points)
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject.

After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands.

Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent.

Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety three."
"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be ninety-three, and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said:
"It's easy, I just outlived the bitches."

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Link: http://jokes4all.net/church-jokes?p=3

2 Answers

Rooster Nov 29

Ha! Love it! :D :D :D 

Marianne Rooster Nov 30

Lol, Rooster, thank you! :D:D:D


Virginia Nov 30

Marianne, I laughed and laughed...it's 11:30 PM here now, so I hope the neighbors will not wake up...and this joke, I REALLY HOPE it is true!  :D  :P  <3

Marianne Virginia Nov 30

Lol, Virginia your laughs are also brightening my day. Maybe that this was no fiction ...

:D:D:D

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