- Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you will be a mile away and he won’t have any shoes.
(Comment: Why didn't they mention women ?)
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
(Comment: Who doesn't remember the "crushed tomato on a road" or "Ketchup" joke.)
- Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
- Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’ and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
- We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
- Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
- A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
- War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
AND
- “Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” (by Groucho Marx)
Link:
http://www.economicnoise.com/2011/09/05/182-paraprosdokians/