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Lost in the Park?

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Feb 12 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,023 points)
One day a police car pulled up to grandma's house and grandpa got out.

The officer explained that this elderly gentlemen said he was lost in the park.

''Why, Bill,'' said Grandma. ''You've been going there for over 30 years! How could you get lost?''

Leaning close to Grandma so the police officer couldn't hear, he whispered, ''Wasn't exactly lost. I was just too tired to walk home.''



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TheOtherTink Feb 13

"Oh," said Grandma, "that explains why you are too tired to do other things we used to do too." 

:O :blush: :ermm: :) :D

Rooster TheOtherTink Feb 13

@Tink : Shame on you! LOL. :D :D :D

Lol, T(h)ink, that looks like a ... oops ... err ... "blushing" matter ...

:blush: ..... :angel: .......... :D:D:D

@ Rooster and Marianne:  that's why I'm hiding again.  :blush: :ermm: :) :D


Lol, T(h)ink - oops - err - oh - ouch - hummm ...



I have to hide a lot, lately.  :blush: :ermm: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 6 days ago

Oh, oh, T(h)ink - that doesn't sound so good. Is it again bad, bad "Peter"?


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 5 days ago

It's the risqué things I have a tendency to say.  :blush: :O :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne TheOtherTink 5 days ago

Oh, oh, T(h)ink, that is indeed complicating everything - :O:blush::ermm::angel::D.

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink 4 days ago

Yes, but risqué complications are usually fun!   :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Rooster Feb 13

I'm a Grandpa but not that old yet. I have three grand daughters that work me over pretty good. I get a kick out of when they call me and want me to talk to their Dads about getting something they really want. They know I'll either get it for them or talk their parents into it. Just wished they didn't live so far away. Like to see them more often.

I have Sailor Bar park right near where I live and my old knees kind of wear out if I walk there. LOL

Marianne Rooster Feb 13

Lol, Rooster - no need to be that old to be a wonderful Grandpa - they must adore you!

Congratulations! :)<3:)

Virginia Feb 13

It's a lovely demonstrations of Grandpa's creativity, Marianne! I have to say this at age 73 is the absolute very best time of my life yet, but I also take more rest than I did fifty years ago - sometimes in creative ways although I have never hailed a police car to take me home (yet)!  :P  <3

Marianne Virginia Feb 14

Lol, yes, Virginia, that is smart.

And on my side, I preferred to call a taxi.

Marianne Virginia 6 days ago


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