Bill and Marla decided that the only way to have a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out onto the balcony and have him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy went out, and began his commentary as his parents put their plan in motion. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot, "he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and Dad sat bolt upright in their bed. "How in the heck do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.