A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must fast during the daytime, pray two hours every evening, and abstain from having sex entirely for two weeks."
The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks as required?"
"Pastor, the fasting and prayer went ok, but I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied.
"What happened?" inquired the pastor.
"Well, my wife was reaching for a can of juice on a high shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was completely overcome with lust. I pulled down her pants and had her right then and there."
"I regret to say that this means you will not be welcome in our church," said the pastor.
The young man sighed, "It never rains, it pours. We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."