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Internet addiction?

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Mar 24 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (20,983 points)

One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for over ten years sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, or even a raft. Suddenly, emerging from the surf, comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned guy and says: "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the man, his mouth agape.

With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says: "Man, oh man! Is that ever GOOD!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him. Trembling, the castaway replies: "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long swig and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper on the front of her wet suit, looks at the man seductively, and asks: "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

With tears in his eyes, the guy falls to his knees and sobs: "OMG! Don't tell me you've got a laptop?"

3 Answers

Virginia Mar 24

Well that says it all Tink THAT is definitely Internet addiction!  :D

I think Rooster may be shocked again.  :O :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :P :D

Virginia Virginia Mar 25

O'Tink, if I did not have FULL confidence in the purity of your motives :D, I might wonder if you ENJOY shocking poor Rooster...:P  <3.

Who... me, Virginia?  :angel:

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Virginia Virginia Mar 25

Oh...she's beautiful and very dear...did you notice her tattoo? I just know she enjoys a nice kerfuffle now and again...:kissing:  

Yes, I did notice, but I wasn't sure what it is... a scorpion, perhaps?  :)

Virginia Virginia Mar 25

Tink, just for fun I put your dark Tink into a Word document, to expand her tattoo...but the resolution is not truly good enough to tell what it is. If I had to guess (bringing my own biases of course), I would say her tattoo is on the order of a spiral seashell like this photo, but tapered at both ends. And then a flower vine, maybe a rose, twined around it...something of a caduceus effect...

I will tell you, all your manifestations of Tink are kinda fascinating. I did not realize she had caught the archetypal imagination of so many, expressing their own quite personal versions of her, often a bit delightfully dark, I especially like the tipsy ones...I think Sir James Barrie would be tickled!

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You may be right, Virginia, but wait... in this blowup, it looks kinda like a dagger with an S-shaped quillion towards the right, and a flower vine entwined around the length of the dagger. A dagger might be more in keeping with a dark Tink.  ;)

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Virginia Virginia Mar 26

Hey! I think you are right, we can see the head and the shaft! ;)  :D

But it's a very small dagger, Virginia.

Even the dark Tink only inflicts pinpricks.  :angel: :) :D

Virginia Virginia Mar 26

Well, 7:30 AM here on the Pacific raincoast, and as often happens now (cf. Rooster just below) SOLVED is the source of my first laugh-out-loud of the day! Go Tinker Bell, yay for them pinpricks!

Rooster Mar 26

That's a great one Tink! Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning. Shocked? Hardly.....:D :D :D

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TheOtherTink Rooster Mar 26

It's a good thing I wasn't going commando when I fell off that block, Rooster.

I would have been embarrassed.  :blush: :ermm: :) :D

Rooster Rooster Mar 26

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TheOtherTink Rooster Mar 26

Awright, Rooster, so maybe I wouldn't have been embarrassed. 

I knew I shouldn't have taken that gig at the porn site. :ermm: :) :D

Kninjanin Mar 27

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