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The perils of AI?

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Mar 29 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (19,820 points)

A man buys a new type of lie-detecting robot that slaps people when they tell a lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?"

"Oh, I was at school, as usual, Dad," replies the son,  whereupon the robot strides over and slaps the son on the cheek.

"Okay, okay, I went to Johnny's house and we watched a movie," says the son.

"Which movie?" asks the father.

"Harry Potter, Dad," whereupon the robot slaps the son again, only harder this time. 

"Ow! " exclaims the son, "Okay, okay, we were watching porn."

"WHAT?! " roars the father.  "When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! " whereupon the robot strides over and slaps the father.

Now the mother starts laughing: "Hahahahahaha!  Why are you surprised?  After all, he is your son! " whereupon the robot strides over and gives her a slap.

The next day there is an ad on Craigslist: "For sale: one lie-detecting robot. Cheap."



2 Answers

Rooster Mar 30

Outstanding! Good one!!!  :D :D :D

Glad I didn't have one of those when my kids were small. It wouldn't have slapped me of course! :D

TheOtherTink Rooster Mar 30

Aww, Rooster... I'm sure you always told the truth.  The robot would have rusted away from disuse. :angel:

Virginia Mar 30

Good one, Tink! :D

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