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The power of faith?

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Apr 27 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (20,964 points)

In the old days, before Playboy magazine, the internet and X-rated movies, the only place two country boys could see a naked woman was in the strip show tent at the annual County Fair. Unfortunately, Clem and Luke were underage and were not admitted.

Clem suggests a plan: "Let's sneak around behind the tent, lift up the canvas and peek at the show."

So they go around to the back of the tent, but just as Clem is about to lift the canvas, Luke interrupts him. "Wait a second, Clem... do you remember what Preacher Buford said in his sermon last Sunday? He said if any man look upon a woman's nakedness not his wife's, that man will surely be turned to stone, just as Lot's wife was turned into a pillar of salt for her disobedience."

"Aww, I don't believe that," said Clem, as he lifted up the tent fabric and peered inside, just as the stripper was reaching the climax of her show."

Suddenly, Clem dropped the canvas and turned to his friend, panic stricken: "Luke! Luke! Preacher Buford was right I'm gonna turn to stone!  I feel it a-startin' already! "

2 Answers

Rooster Apr 27

Tink!!!!!  :D :D :D :D :D

TheOtherTink Rooster Apr 27

Nobody here but us crickets!  :ermm: :angel: :) :D

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Virginia Apr 27

Tink, I keep a-tellin' you...you got poor Rooster all scandalized again...:silly:  <3

You should see the salacious pictures Rooster puts up on Ami rite And then he comes here and acts all innocent!   He's going to turn into stone.  :D :D :D

Virginia Virginia Apr 27

That's my first laugh-out-loud of the day, Tink! <3

<3 :D <3

Rooster Virginia Apr 28

@ Tink : image

Agreed, Rooster You sure do resemble that remark  :D :D :D

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