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A blind man?

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Jun 15 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (20,933 points)

The Mother Superior tells two novitiate nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

They do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who's there?"

"Blind man!" comes the reply. The novitiates look at each other, then one whispers, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt to let him in?"

So they unlock the door. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, very nice bods!  Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

2 Answers

Rooster Jun 15

Tink!!! :D :D :D :D

Virginia Jun 15

Tink, you shocked Rooster again...!

Don't let him kid you, Virginia..  He's probably going to post a picture of the nekked nuns on Am*rite.  :O :ermm: :) :D

Virginia Virginia Jun 15

I have been posting on Quora recently, at Didge suggestion, and every once in a while I shock, yes shock I say, someone's tender sensibilities there...:blush:  :O  ...and I'm blaming you an' Marianne, Tink...influencing my susceptible mind...:blink:

Moi?!  :blush:  And Marianne? :O

Have you heard anything from her, Virginia?

Virginia Virginia Jun 15

Tink...I sent her e-mail on that same day you and I discussed it...and no, no word, several days now. You knew her before I came on the scene, she clearly has great affection for you, would she try to let us know if anything were really wrong, do you think?

Rooster Virginia Jun 16

Tink! I would never! :D :D

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I would think Marianne would, Virginia.  She did mention three weeks in the hospital in her previous post, which was quite alarming. 

ROOSTER!!!   :O :blush: :O

That no-good hacker from Am*rite has now gotten into your IS account!  Better change your passwords!


Virginia Virginia Jun 16

Tink, I don't know her age...I typically don't inquire such things online...but I had her pegged as somewhere in my generation, which would add old age in as a factor for any illness...

Apparently, all we can do is wait...Marianne is very dear.

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