"This is a test of the Emergency Question System. The webmasters of the internet in voluntary cooperation with Anonymous, the N.S.A. and 'Them' have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency, the I've Solved Question you just saw would have been followed by official information, news or instructions. This website serves it's worldwide members. This concludes this test of the Emergency Question System."