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I just asked if She would be my Girlfriend , think She directed me to to a Dating Site   lolz 

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Well I will try her out more and start asking more strange questions. Well the strangest now would be: Am I a banana:D The question you suggested to me.
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lolz
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now you're talkin'
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I think I activated Cortana when I upgraded to Windows 10, but I haven't asked it anything yet.
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lolz  She's fun but also She'll direct you to any info you need
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I asked her if these jeans make my butt look big and she directed me to my closest Walmart for new ones.
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I asked if she slept well but she "doesn't feel the need for 40 winks". I thought she sounded a bit patronising. Let's hope we never give her the vote or she'll take over the world.
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She was so shocked, she made me swear never to tell what my question was.

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lolz
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Cortana only speaks to Master Chief at my house.

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lolz
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Ask her where babies come from.
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@ GUN  hahaha     She said  "I could provide a lengthy explaination but I'm not sure if this is the time or the place"

is it just me or is She getting Sassy
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Sassy B
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Maybe she's one of those internet trolls!  LOL
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You'd know better than anyone.
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Keep your thoughts to a minimum
I know how Creative you Trolls are
seems like a waste of your time , if I'm just going to mute you  :)
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On it Gun  :)
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My ford cortina was a great car...
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Ok Soppy    lolz   you on the Day Nurse again :P
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A real nurse and I'm going blind...lol
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hahaha   you are Outrageous JD
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I never tried.

She freaks me out surprise

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I kept saying her name  Hege and the Cheeky Cyber Cow said  

"Yes that's my Name , don't wear it out"     hahaha   that tickled me
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Haha, maybe she is more fun than she looks
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Sometime's She's almost Human :P
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She reminds me of those aliens in the movie "Avatar" :-)
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Yeah She does
I've never watched that movie
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You should!
Even if you don't like sci-fi. This one is special :-)
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Nothing, yet.  What kind of questions is one allowed to ask Cortana...and which are off-limits?  Those of you who know me well enough know what kind of person I am and how I can go to extremes, hence why I asked what is allowed and what is off-limits.

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