LOL! I like that one. I have no street parking. My driveway is 9/10 of a mile long and cones out on a township road that is one of the last to get plowed. I have an old truck with a plow I use to plow us off the mountain. I keep chains on it all winter. We park our vehicles in the garage so I don't have to clean snow off. If we are expecting heavy ice, we will park at the bottom and run the plow truck up and down. Snow creates extra work for me but I still like it.
I'm happy with the view I have now. Especially in winter with no leaves on the trees and the view of the mountain top to my Southeast out front of my house and out back is the mountain top to my Northwest. If I could change anything, there would be a lake out front. But then I wouldn't be on top.