+4 votes
145 views
in Fun & Humor ☻ by
Yes
No

7 Answers

+3 votes
No, by

But I would love something like that.

by
+2
here sits Amber from Sweden
with her laptop in her own little Eden

Sorry....that's about it for now
by
+1
I liked it:)
+3 votes
No, by

No, but I wrote one about a notorious doctrinaire lib on SH who would always duck and run when he couldn't logically defend his absurd pontifications.

image

+2 votes
No, by

No

+5 votes
by

Not one that I could quote on a family-friendly site. >:-/

by
I once wrote a (gasp, rude) limerick about a young lady in the Outback somewhere.

There was a young lady, an Aussie,
Whose hiney was shiny and glossy.
The cause, at the core,
Of her polished back door
Was its use by her donkey and hossy.
by
+1
That got a laugh!
When I was training for triathlon I used to make up limericks about places with difficult names to rhyme -- like Wallacia (which has a couple of rather rude rhymes) and Luddenham. Not gonna post 'em here, though. Still, it kept me occupied on some of those long bike rides.
by
The biker poet.  I like that.  :-)
+4 votes
Yes, by

Yes

+3 votes
by

A poem. The guy wasn't talented so much, but very sweet. 

+1 vote
No, by

No, but I wrote sometimes funny rhymes or anecdotes about events and for some class mates, colleagues and friends - lol.

Here's an excerpt about a class meeting event, and lacking or failing power and waiting for hours for the break-down service:

Excerpt (of the English version):

"There are days of little pleasure

leaving hardly time for leisure;

waiting for the break-down service,

regretting a lack of practice -

mumbling against the evidence -

there is no lucky providence. 

 

Remember when the power failed:

a flash of lightning, while it hailed

put the lights off in the city,

including the publicity;

people with torches filled the ways -

a strange atmosphere nowadays …

................"

 


Is this page not working?

Click here to see the recent version of this page

...