Why when I fall asleep on the sofa , do you Sleep on my Face ?
lolz Â you're very Cheeky Â
Do you have a preference for food that I've been getting you?
How would you like me to prepare the half bird you brought into the kitchen?
All these years and you never told me you can talk????!!!!
Dog is on pillow.
Me: Why do you like pillows, sweetie?
My Dog: Pillows are comfy and you use them too.
The dog has a prop in his mouth.
Me: That isn't a dog toy. Why are you playing with it?"
My Dog: It is a dog toy, to me.