How do you remedy a hissing sound in the toilet?

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Answer 1

If you mean non-stop hissing, you fix the leak, of course.

Answer 2

I usually rely on a plumber.

Answer 3

You could reduce that hissing sound in the toilet a lot if you would just drink less diet soda, Cowboy.

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Upvote. ↑ 

Answer 4

First of all, I would try to find out the source of the hissing sound - with precautions, of course.

Sometimes, surprises can be nasty or cute (I'd prefer the cute option):

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Although this MIGHT be hard to take,

In Cowboy's case, it was a snake. 

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I had indeed an awkward suspicion,

a smell of perdition - or pernicion;

referring to past and new tragedies,

hidden behind weird gags and comedies ...

Answer 5

Call a plumber

Answer 6

stand up?

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LOL