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This is National Conspiracy Theorists Day. Did the CIA assassinate Elvis? Why?

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Naw  ! T he C.I.A. wouldn't have bothered with Elvis ! Aliens abducted him to see how he lived on all the crap he ate !   LOL   :D

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I've always thought so but everybody I told thought I was a nut. It's good to meet a like-minded, educated, intelligent, informed person. Thanks, Rooster.

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No.

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How can you be sure? I'll bet their radio signals are interfering with your thought patterns while you sleep. Don't tell me you go to bed without your tin hat? 

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I'm sure, and own no tin hat

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No, the CIA didn't assassinate Elvis. Elvis is alive and well living in the island nation of IDS, Island of "Dead" Stars. He is enjoying an easy lifestyle, along with Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, John Kennedy, his brother Teddy, as well as Martin Luther King Jr and many others.

The national bird of IDS is the dove, the national plant is Cannibis, the national anthem is Queen's 'We Will Rock You'.

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Have you considered adding this valuable and little-known information to Wikipedia, Hippy? The world would be in your debt. 

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I tried Didge, but they just laughed at me.

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:D:)

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Now wait a minute, Hippy!  I know for a fact that they buried Teddy with two cases of Irish whiskey, but when that ran out after about two weeks, he was seen in zombie form, breaking into liquor stores for more.

I read all about it in the National Enquirer.

Oh, and speaking of the Enquirer, they just ran a story a couple of weeks ago that Fidel made a deathbed confession that he had had Jack Kennedy shot from the grassy knoll and framed Oswald.

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Hell of a link, Tink. Unfortunately I spent yesterday with a couple of people who would believe every word of it. Makes you wonder, doesn't it? 

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Everything in the National Enquirer is true, just as everything on the internet.

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@ Didge:

LOL, well, lots of people must believe the stuff they publish in the Enquirer... they've been in business since 1926! :D

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Enquirer

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@ AH:

Not doubt about it! :D

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Now that's one I could accept. :)

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@Didge

Lol - I must have seen the movie 3 or 4 times - hilarious and touching!

:)

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 Nope that's a myth... Elvis is Alive and Well working at the Burger King.

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Thank goodness. When is his next CD coming out?

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 I don't know..You have to ask his manager at the Burger King when his next day off is.

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Why would they assassinate someone who wasn't anti establishment in any way, at least to my knowledge?

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That's one of the mysteries, Fuzzy/ 

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