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- A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

- For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

- Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

- If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Père Lachaise Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Molière, Chopin and Jean de la Fontaine.

- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

- Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.

- No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.

- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

- Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

- Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

- For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

- And now, the Superstore - unequalled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivalled inconvenience.

- Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.



3 Answers


Well, it is a wonderful list; and I want the sheer stockings that I don't have to wear anything else!

Marianne Virginia

Lol, Virginia - I also liked especially "tearing clothing carefully by hand" and the toaster "burning automatically toasts".


Virginia Virginia

Definitely I AGREE, when you tear your clothing it should be done carefully by hand, tear them clothes gently and lovingly!  <3

Marianne Virginia

Lol, Virginia - yes, it is an excellent idea to refer to "gently and lovingly" ...



Virginia Virginia

I think I may already have met that lady with the thick legs and large drawers!

Marianne Virginia



I liked them all! Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again! :D :D

Marianne Rooster

Lol, Rooster, that looks much like an excellent idea.



My husband placed this one the week after we were married. :angel:


Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol - :D:D:D.