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Historical Misunderstandings?

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Oct 28, 2017 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
edited Oct 28, 2017 by Marianne
Terrible World History (Part 1)

The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies.
They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot.
The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.

The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube.
The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures.
In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
On of their children, Cain, once asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma.

Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother's birth mark.
Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to be patriarchs, but they did not take it.
One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.
Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.

David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.
He fought with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in the Biblical times.
Soloman, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

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3 Answers

Rooster Oct 28, 2017

Kind of sounds like a Mel Brooks movie! LOL :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Oct 28, 2017

Lol - a good one, Rooster. This trailer is promising.


Kninjanin Oct 28, 2017


Marianne Kninjanin Oct 28, 2017

Lol, thank you, Kninjanin.


TheOtherTink Oct 28, 2017
Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 29, 2017
Is this from the 2013 Miniseries?

This scene is of great quality.
TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 29, 2017

Yes, but this scene caused much comment because of Satan's striking resemblance to a certain head of state.  :D :D :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 30, 2017

Oh, I see - oops ... :O:angel::devil:

TheOtherTink TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

:D :D :D

Marianne TheOtherTink Oct 31, 2017

Lol too - :D:D:D

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