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An architect, a mathematician and a government employee were sitting around in a coffee shop, arguing about who had the smartest dog.

The architect says, "Look what my dog can do! "  He gives the dog a ruler and a pencil, and she draws an excellent triangle, square and pentagon.

The mathematician says, "Look what my dog can do! " He puts a pile of 12 cookies in front of the dog and tells her to divide the pile into 3 equal smaller piles, which she does in a few seconds.

Then the government employee calls his dog and says, "Look at what my dog can do,"  whereupon his dog eats all the cookies, screws the other dogs, drinks all the coffee at the table, and then takes a week's sick leave.

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Aw, Naw, (sniff), isn't that kinda cynical here, O'Tink? :happy:

TheOtherTink Virginia

Just realistic, Virginia.  :D


Lol, T(h)ink, that sounds indeed pretty sexist - :O:ermm: :D:D:D !

I am referring to the female dogs, of course - lol.

TheOtherTink Marianne

The government employee could well have been a politician, or perhaps not a direct govt employee at all, say a Hollywood producer, director, or other bigwig.  :D

Marianne Marianne

Of course, T(h)ink, big bosses of all kinds and in all the domains. :O:ermm: - :D (big grin).


Aw, I love it! Sounds like one I would come up with! LOL. :D :D :D

TheOtherTink Rooster

Well, no one's stopping you.  :D :devil: :D