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Not so Bad ?

A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake.

The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.
The gang was very happy to escape.

"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"

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3 Answers

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That reminds me of another lawyer joke:

A lawyer, a doctor and a car dealer are standing around, chatting at a wake, when the lawyer says, "You know, it has always been a tradition in my family to slip some money into the coffin, just so's the dear departed will have some walking-around dough, over there on the other side."

"What a nice idea," says the doctor, and  puts a crisp $100 bill into the coffin.

Then the car dealer agrees, steps up and does the same.

Then the lawyer steps up, removes the two $100 bills, puts them in his wallet, and then places a check for $300 in the coffin.

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Lol - T(h)ink, a good one! :D:D:D


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Between the two of you? You both give me an early morning laugh. People think I'm nuts! :D :D :D

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@ Rooster:  Don't tell them you're reading jokes from a Swiss lily and a Pixie Hollow fairy, or they'll be sure you're nuts.  :angel: :) :D

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Lol, Rooster and T(h)ink (giggling* :D:D), there are many kinds of nuts - and quite a few delicious ones, like, for instance:

the Tuorta da Nuschs:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%C3%BCndner_Nusstorte

(made with walnuts)

:P:angel::D:D:D


(* One of my favourite grandaunts' first name was Lili ...)



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I enjoyed both of the jokes, ty Marianne and Tink!

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YW, Virginia:)

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You're very welcome, Virginia.

:)<3

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