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A rich Beverly Hills lady got very angry at her French maid.
After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.

The maid, with her Gallic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered.
"Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself."

The rich woman just swallowed and said nothing. "And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!"

"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"

"No, Madam," said the maid.
"Not your husband ... the mail man!"

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3 Answers

Rooster

The Milkman probably too! LOL. :D :D:D

Marianne Rooster

Lol, Rooster, and he was probably the better expert ...

:angel::D:D:D


TheOtherTink

And that's not the full extent of Madam's scandalous behavior.  :O :blush: :ermm: :) :D

She dressed  in her finest regalia,

To attend a year-end  bacchanalia.

The air was most festive

And keenly suggestive

Of strong  drink and hot  genitalia.  :O :O :O

Marianne TheOtherTink

Lol, T(h)ink - oh oh oh - :O:blush::angel::D:D:D

... with a touch from "bella Italia"! :O:blush:

:D:D:D


TheOtherTink TheOtherTink

:blush: :blush: :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D :D :D

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:angel::blush::angel::D:D

Virginia

Oh Marianne I love this one! :D  :P  <3

Marianne Virginia

Lol, you're very welcome, Virginia!

:blush::angel::D:D:D

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