A Forgotten Infidelity ?

Question

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."



Link: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/teachersjokes/yourethefatherjoke.html

Answer 1

"No, I'm your son's teacher, and didn't you learn ANYTHING about safe sex in your sex-ed class?"     

Comments

Lol, T(h)ink - an excellent lesson and a smart teacher!

BTW, instead of spanking innocent fairies, they should rather focus on cheating husbands ...

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Unfaithful husbands, dirty cheaters,

Should be punished with rug beaters.

Unless, of course, their pleasures stem

From much-perverted S and M. 

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T(h)ink:

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Kaputtgelacht!

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Lol - T(h)ink, that is an excellent description (I think that we should translate it with having laughed one's head off).

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaputt

Selten hab' ich so gelacht;

war doch diese Kuchenschlacht

nicht geplant, wie abgemacht,

und zudem nach Mitternacht ...

(a rhyming exercise)

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Die Kuchenschlacht

Nach Mitternacht

Wird stets geschafft

Mit Mut und Kraft 

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Lol, T(h)ink carry on, carry on ...

Answer 2

Ha! Love it!   

Comments

Lol, Rooster, and I appreciate to see you laugh.