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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
The pharmacist tells him that the condoms come in packs of three, nine, or 12, and asks which ones the young man wants.

"Well," he says, "Ive been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.
I want the condoms because I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack!"
The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents.
He asks if he may give the blessing and they agree.

He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

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Link: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/family-jokes/4

2 Answers

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MarianneI'm blushing crimsonYou shocked me again!

:blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Lol, T(h)ink, the eternal problem between parents and their dating youngsters is the same - and still causing lots of awkward situations and embarrassing moments.

:O:blush::angel::ermm::angel::blush: - oh - err - oops :D:silly: . hi hi - :D:D

And now, I just can't tell the rest of the story, because I could not get any clue about the time left for the latent game of cat and mouse, before the "ticking bomb" would explode.

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"Social Security?  Naah, you have to have worked to get Social Security.  I figure your daughter can work enough to support both of us."

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Well Marianne I am NOT blushing, but now I want to know the Rest Of The Story!!  :'(  

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Lol, Virginia, even our T(h)ink is too embarrassed to find a continuation, and on my side, the perspectives are too blurred, to predict for how long Dad, the pharmacist, will be able to control his growing hilarity.

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:O:ermm::blush::dizzy::silly::angel::D:D


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Ah yes, Marianne, we elders must be careful as our dear young and innocent Tinker Bell is EASILY shocked and embarrassed! :blush:  :O  <3

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Lol - yes, Virginia - yes, of course ... err, hum ...

:O:blush::ermm::angel::) :D<3

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@ Virginia and Marianne:  you guys embarrass and shock me almost every day:O :blush: :blush: :blush: :O

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:O:angel::ermm::angel::D:D:D


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:blush: :blush: :blush: :D

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No one can laugh like Donald...he is 'all in it' here! :D  :silly:  <3

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Lol, Virginia, yes, ol' Donal' Duck "is 'all in it' here. :angel::D:D<3:)

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