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Spelling and Betting?

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Feb 9 in Politics & Government ✌ by Marianne (18,487 points)
The teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation.

Mary went first.
"My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie."

Next came Tommy.
"My dad is a banker, b-a-n-k-e-r, and if he were here, he'd give each of us a quarter."

Third came Jimmy.
"My dad is an electrician.'' But after struggling through a number of attempts to spell the word, the teacher asked him to sit and think about it for a moment while she called on someone else.

She then turned to Johnny.
"My dad's a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e," Johnny said. "And if he were here, he'd lay you 8 to 5 that Jimmy ain't never gonnaspell electrician."

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2 Answers

Rooster Feb 9

:D :D :D :D

Marianne Rooster Feb 11

Lol, Rooster, read further - T(h)ink found an additional "alternative" - :D:D:D.

TheOtherTink Rooster Feb 11

:blush: :blush: :ermm: :angel: :) :D

TheOtherTink Feb 9

Then it was Giselle's turn:

"My Dad is a pimp in Las Vegas, p-i-m-p, and if he were here, he would... um... never mind."

The teacher fainted.  :O :blush:

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Oh, oh, T(h)ink - :O:blush::angel: ...

:O:D

By the way, Giselle reminds of:


I think that was a different Giselle.  :angel: :) :D

Oh - that is quite possible ... :angel::O:D


:D

I can't upvote you - lol. Therefore, I am sending Smiley:

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