Singing or Spelling?

Question

A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show.

The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..."

The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor."
"Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect."

"Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuckian.
"Wrong," said the host.

"Old MacDonald had a farm," said the West Virginian.
"That's correct!" shouted the MC.
"Now for $200,000, spell farm."

The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: "E-I-E-I-O."



Link: http://jokes.skem9.co.uk/cat/Spelling-jokes/2

Answer 1

Wait a minute!  Old MacDonald had a car, and if he had a car, then in those days, he had a carburetor.

Old MacDonald had a farm,
E, I, E, I, O.
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E, I, E, I, O.
And on that farm he had a car,
E, I, E, I, O
With a brrm-brrm here,
And a brrm-brrm there.
Here a brrm, there a brrm,
Everywhere a brrm-brrm.
Old MacDonald had a farm,
E, I, E, I, O.

http://www.wolfganghering.de/tl_files/Liedtexte/Englische Bewegungshits/Old MacDonald had a farm.pdf

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Comments

Lol, T(h)ink, was it this one?

And he had a tractor

and a truck

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Yes, Marianne, they all would have had carburetors. 

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Answer 2

 Gotta milk a cow first! LOL

Comments

Lol, a good one, Rooster!