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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

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Link: http://www.adrivers.com/trucker-article.php?n=21
(By Jack, Posted 2007-11-13)

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No wonder I got my first License so easy! LOL  :D :D :D

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Lol, Rooster, you did certainly very well. 

:):angel::D:D

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Q: What should you do if a traffic light turns yellow just as you approach an intersection in your car?

A: Immediately gun the engine and try to get past the light before it turns red. The light might have a camera.

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Lol, T(h)ink, unless you are stuck in a traffic jam.

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Lol, that is the one.

:D:D:D

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