An anatomy lesson in Eden?

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Mar 9 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (21,213 points)

In the Garden of Eden, God says to Adam, "I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you, Adam."

"What's the good news, Lord?" asks Adam.

"I have given you a brain and a p*n*s."

"Oh, that sounds very good, Lord," says Adam.  "But what's the bad news?" 

"I’ve only given you enough blood to operate one of them at a time."

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Rooster Mar 9

Now that's darn right sexist! LOL  :D :D :D :D

The truth trumps political correctness every time.  :angel: :) :D

Marianne Mar 27

Lol, T(h)ink - a good one; I really needed a good laugh!

:D:D:D

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