+2 votes
in Fun & Humor ☻ by (22.9k points)

At a crowded city bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a very tight miniskirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to rise to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step, only to discover that she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg sufficiently. With another little smile to the driver, she reached behind a third time to unzip a little more, but was still unable to accommodate the step. About this time, a large Texan, who was standing behind her, lifted her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the top step of the bus entrance.

She went ballistic and turned, blushing furiously, to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

2 Answers


That thar was funny, ma'am! :D :D :D 


I enjoyed it also, Tink!