William of Orange?

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Aug 17 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (21,191 points)

On getting into the shower, Bill notices that his member is bright orange. He feels OK, but he's concerned and goes to see the doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine... all of your tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"  

"No," says Bill. " All I did was stay home the whole weekend, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."

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Kninjanin Aug 18
Rooster Aug 18

Well, no wonder! LMAO!!!  :D :D :D :D

TheOtherTink Rooster Aug 18

@ Rooster: The doctor prescribed popcorn. :D

Rooster Rooster Aug 19

@ Tink : Isn't there a warning label on Cheetos about eating them while spanking your monkey? :D :D:D

TheOtherTink Rooster Aug 19

@ Rooster: Yes, come to think of it, I believe it says, "CAUTION: The Surgeon General has determined that the consumption of Cheetos during autoerotic activities may result in genital discoloration."

I think the surgeon general who first made that finding was Joycelyn Elders. :D

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