Question

What Would You Do For a Klondike Bar?

Answer 1

Wouldn't you like to know  lolz  what's a Klondike bar ?

Answer 2

I had to search it since I didn't know what it was and it looks really yummy

Answer 3

Whistle Dixie.

Answer 4

Stand over a subway vent with my kilt on, Marilyn Monroe style.

Comments

With or without underwear?

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You do that and I'll buy you a whole case of Klondike bars. :)

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@TheOtherTink-----Without, of course.

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I'm doing it right now Echooos, you can deliver the case tomorrow.

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Oh my :)

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I might have to see some proof of that first before you get any Klondike bars.

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OK, I'll send you the video OR you can watch it on the State of the Union address tonight. I sent a copy to the POTUS and he said he'd show it during his address.

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@ Ancient:

No underwear?! Omg, I wish I could unimagine that! :-O

Obama lied, as usual. He didn't show your video. Maybe he was too shocked.

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I think Michelle confiscated it for her personal porno collection.

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I think she would prefer a video of Janet Reno in kilts standing over a subway vent.

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Oh crap, I just lost my breakfast when I pictured that in my mind.

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Sorry.  :-(

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Ahh, don't worry about it. The dog cleaned it up.

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They don't call him man's best friend for nothing.

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Exactly, Tink.

Answer 5

I would register Republican.   Just kidding!

Comments

I hear Bernie Sanders is giving out Klondike bars to everyone who votes for him.

After he gets elected, a Klondike surcharge will be added to the Obamacare premiums.

Answer 6

Never had one

Comments

Ooooohh, you don't know what you're missing. Go out and get one, right now. You'll thank me tomorrow.

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When I go to the store the next time I will get one.

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You better buy a whole box Tiger.

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Need to try it first. What if I don't like?

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If you like chocolate and you like ice cream, you'll love a Klondike Bar. Money back guarantee.

Answer 7

Do they still have bars there?

I hear prices were stiff, and there used to be dancing girls, cards and all sorts of ways for suckers to loose their hard earned nuggets...

So what would I do for one?

I dunno, I dance terrible, so maybe I could serve or do the dishes.

Comments

I think there was a variety of ways they were losing their nuggets.  Sometimes it pays to stand to the rear. ;p

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I believe you, you didn't have to get dirt under your fingernails to extract gold from the fields :-)

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balls dear......sorry, we should have had a class.  Nuggets is another American slang for yer balls.

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well......not YOUR balls, but you get it.

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Why am I not surprised? :-)

Answer 8

Clearly, this depends on the individual opening their freezer to me.