Here is another confession joke:
An elderly Italian man who lives in Monte Cassino goes to the local church for confession.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During the battle of Monte Cassino in World War II, a beautiful woman from the Resistance knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis who were searching for her. So I hid her in my attic.”
The priest replies: “That was a brave and wonderful thing you did... you have no need to confess that.”
“But there is more Father. She was so grateful, she began to grant me frequent sexual favors."
The priest says, “My son, that was a a very long time ago and hiding her placed the two of you in great danger. Two people under those extremely stressful circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.”
“Thank you, Father. That’s a great load off my conscience. But I do have one more question.”
“And what is that, my son?” asks the priest.
“Should I tell her the war is over?”