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Three cheers for the Sergeant Major?

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Jan 14 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (21,060 points)

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of attractive, extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, Ma’am. Just serious by nature.”

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”

“Yes, Ma’am, a lot of action.”

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”

“1959, Ma’am.”

“Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean no sex since 1959!” She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1959!”

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, “I should hope not, Ma'am, it’s only 2145 now.”

2 Answers

Marianne Jan 14

Lol - wow - a juicy story - all the more that there might have been a confusion regarding the time!


:O :blush: :O :D

Marianne Marianne Jan 15

Lol, T(h)ink and - wasn't the spanking for Pinocchio?



Marianne Marianne Jan 15

Lol, T(h)ink and - wasn't the spanking for Pinocchio? 



No, Marianne, I think that awful cricket preferred Tink's softer hind quarters.  :O :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Marianne Marianne Jan 18

Oh, T(h)ink, that is abuse of authority and unfair ...



Terribly unfairAnd he chirped with pleasure all the way through his sadistic act:O :ermm: :angel: :) :D

Rooster Jan 14

Tink!  :D :D :D


TheOtherTink Rooster Jan 15


Tink's hiney's a deep shade of pink,

But I'm here with a smile and a wink,

To inform one and all

In the spanking cabal,

That Jiminy spanked the wrong Tink!   :D :D :D

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