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Pre-op procedure for a vasectomy?

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Jan 19 in Fun & Humor ☻ by TheOtherTink (21,068 points)

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure, a stunningly attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take off all his clothes. When he is fully undressed, she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes off all her clothes, climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon completion of the act, the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs him that studies have shown that if the man has an ejaculation immediately before a vasectomy, he will be more relaxed and that the vas is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

After getting dressed again, he nurse wheels the patient to the operating room. As they proceed down the hall, the patient looks through a window and sees six men in a room, all vigorously wanking. Curious, the man asks, “What's going on in there?"

The nurse responds, “Oh, they're getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.”

2 Answers

Marianne Jan 19

Oops - :O:angel::blush::angel::silly::D:D.

I can't speak - cough, cough, chuckle, chuckle - he he ...

Rooster Jan 19

Ha Ha Ha ! Good one Tink! :D :D :D

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