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What's the Problem, Officer ? (Another Lesson for Unruly Drivers)

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Feb 25 in Fun & Humor ☻ by Marianne (18,487 points)
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man, "What's the problem, officer?"

Cop, "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man, "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife, "Oh Harry. You were going 80." (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop, "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man, "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife, "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks." (Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop, "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man, "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife, "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man, "Shut your mouth, woman!"

Cop, "Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?"
Wife, "No, only when he's drunk."



3 Answers

Rooster Feb 25

He He! :D :D :D


Marianne Rooster Feb 25

Lol, Rooster and these cartoons are still a hilariously useful reminder.


Rooster Rooster Feb 25

@Marianne : They have one that was taken off about drunk driving also. I had to laugh.

Marianne Rooster Feb 25

Lol - :O:P:D

TheOtherTink Rooster Feb 25
All that on ONE beer split three ways?  Must have been fortified beer. :P
TheOtherTink Feb 25

This sounds like the same woman who said she had a dead body in her trunk when she was pulled over by a cop. "And I bet that liar said I was speeding too."  :D

Oh yes, T(h)ink, I remember having seen this kind of "story".



Virginia Feb 25

Marianne, you must have a wonderful sense of humour... :D  <3  

Marianne Virginia Feb 25

Lol, Virginia, I don't know if my sense of humour is wonderful - in any case, "I am doing my best", because I like laughing.


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