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A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says, "I wanna be a billionaire, and go to the most expensive clubs, take my best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel all over the world, an Infinite Visa Card and make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with little Johnny's rude answer, decides to ignore it, and continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? What do you want to be?"

Susie says, "I wanna be Johnny's best b*tch."

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O', O'Tink I laughed and laughed at that one...also wondering, do you think 73 years is too old to maybe be little Johnny's SECOND best b*tch?

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It's never too old if you play your cards right.  :)

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:)

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:D :D :D :D And you talk about me! :D

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It's called deflection, Rooster.  :) :D :D :D

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